Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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