Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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