Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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