weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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