how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
