ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Randomize
