I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
this hospital has no fireball
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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