And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
the raccoons are back...
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