apparently the secret to your success is patron
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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