have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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