In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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