I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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