why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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