The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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