Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Dick very happy bro
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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