I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Farmville is her only friend.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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