don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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