my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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