You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
