This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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