i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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