I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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