I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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