I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Be still, my beating vagina.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
