I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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