i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just gargled with NyQuil
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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