I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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