My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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