Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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