She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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