okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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