STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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