Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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