when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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