Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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