So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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