So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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