Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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