Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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