Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I have fence marks all over my body
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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