my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
can u get pink eye on your cock?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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