I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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