Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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