So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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