So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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