I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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