I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I can text with my tongue
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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