is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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