it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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