I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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