Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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