I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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