I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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