i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
