I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I have already put on my inside pants.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Holy shit dude........stairs
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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