I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Randomize