did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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